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Mark Fair Signs
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I was watching HDnet one night and Vince Gill was in concert. He told a story about his late father was always trying to give Vince ideas for country songs.
Vince's Dad had this idea for a song and Vince remembered it and many years later Vince and Rodney Crowell sit down and wrote the song...

"It's Hard to kiss the Lips that Chew your Ass out all day long?" YouTube Video

[Rolling On The Floor]

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Mark Fair Signs
2162 Mt. Meigs Road
Montgomery, Alabama 36107

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My favorite:

Can't call it cheatin' (she reminds me of you)- by the Gin Blossoms [Rolling On The Floor]

Some more contenders:

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing
You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
8. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid
She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You
Here
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back
While I Cry Over You
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By
Now
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love
Jesus
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do
Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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Mark Fair Signs
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Great titles Coop! LOL
My publisher in Nashville, Songwriter,Paul Craft (Paul wrote "Midnight Flyer", "Brother Jukebox", "Keep me from Blowing Away","Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalpost of Life" and "Blue Heartache")
wrote a funny song called "VD Ain't Nothin' to Clap About"

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Montgomery, Alabama 36107

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A REAL Country Song has Momma, Cheating Wife, Pick up Truck, Horse, Train and prison in it!

"Momma rode her horse to the train station to pick me up from prison cause my cheating wife ran off with my pick up truck!"

[I Don t Know]

[ May 08, 2008, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]

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Don't forget the parody "She's got Sammy Davis Eye"

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Darcy Baker
Darcy's Signs
Eureka Springs. AR.

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