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I think you should leave it unlocked that way when someone is being an azz, 3 years from now I can go back and find it and bring it back to the top.
and if I leave I am taking my peanut butter, my fluff all my jellies and jams and KIMMY!
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"A wise man once said that, or was it a wise guy?" Posts: 2425 | From: Salem, MA | Registered: Apr 1999
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ok... for those of you that haven't caught on yet, this post has had some subtile undertones... this post explains.... PB&J incident
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I thought this entire post was a lark - a spoof about Food posts...that's why I interjected the TP offshoot... You mean the jelly thing was serious?
Sorry mates...I'll gladly start my own TP post...sorry to sour the taste of your jelly. Hahahahaha.
-------------------- Todd Gill Outside The Lines Potterville, MI Posts: 7792 | From: Potterville, MI | Registered: Dec 2001
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you mean you weren't serios about the 2 ply?
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Oh no...I actually wrote Senator Carl Levin and demanded they introduce legislation to ban the chunky, fibrous 1-Ply.
I think if you do your research you'll discover that the makers of Preparation H contracted with the lumber industry to produce a 1-ply, extroardinarily rough/yet weak paper intended to cause irritation to the hemmorhoids as well as allowing for *finger pops* just for laughs - in order to boost sales of their ointments.
It's a scam on the unsuspecting excretors of the world.
And for the record - I'm a folder.....offers more control and maneuverability. Hahahahahahaha.
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posted July 18, 2006 11:44 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- French mustard pah!!!! pathetic weak excuse for a condiment!! English mustard is what you want mate one spoon of that and you're be able to strip the bark from a tree with one breath. -------------------------------------------------
I thought it was simply poor dental hygene that caused Englishmen's breath to be able to strip bark from a tree...
-------------------- Stefanie Fox Fox Design Studio Atlanta, GA Posts: 181 | From: Atlanta GA, USA | Registered: May 2006
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Stephen you are obviously talking about some "other" British food. I think the reason British teeth are so bad is because of British food, ...that or eating yak droppings. The only "British" foods I can stomach is lemon curd and fish and chips; hard to screw up either of those. You're showing such disrespect to the Irish also. Do you know what an Irish 7 course meal is? A baked potato and a six pack of beer. Even tho a Frenchman may admit anything, I wouldn't believe him. They did invent cooking tho; can't take that away from them. As much as I despise them, we would be eating food akin to British food if it were not for them. Now British humor is another thing. Did you ever hear of "French humor"? I didn't think so. There is no "Monseur Python". The more I think about it the more I'm convinced that, other than inventing food, the French have contributed almost nothing to the world.
Surely, being from the UK, you know the difference between heaven and hell (NOT a religious post!). In heaven, the cooks are French; the policemen are British; the repairmen are German; the lovers are Italian and things are organized by the Swiss. In hell, the cooks are British; the policemen are German; the repairmen are French; the lovers are Swiss and things are organized by the Italians.
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These sort of distractions are a riot, and there are some hidden lessons to be learned if you read between the spaces. Now I expect you jokers to get to work and post something in the following days that will prove we are Letterheads with valuable knowledge to share.
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Work Work Work Work Work Work Work aw c'mon Steve mate what about FUN!! try some of the Brit sign forums 80% taking the P the rest signs.
Ricky aha yes the old "English Teeth" chestnut must be terrible to live in a country of 300 million that are so shallow and fixated upon their looks, btw you could do with some work , look what it did for this guy
like that old myth that all americans are fat, wear baseball caps 24/7 and have terrible fashion sense but that's another myth too ............ isn't it???
Have you ever eaten food in France?? they eat horse, frogs legs and snails and I hate to admit it I've had better McD's than some of the restaurants I've eaten in in Paris, no mate its Italian food for me, anyway how can you say Brit food is bad we did give the world the best fast food you can buy like you said Fish and Chips
Disrespect for the Irish?? where would English humour be without Irish jokes?? Billy and Pat were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted". One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".
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-------------------- Steve Broughton Alpha Grafix Signs Lowfields Road Benington, Boston Lincolnshire, England Posts: 315 | From: Boston, Lincolnshire, England | Registered: Aug 2001
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We put on baseball hats and an extra 60 or so pounds before we go overseas so everyone knows we're Americans and we want it NOW!
We're trying to pack in the most vacation we can because we only get 2 weeks a year to do this and want to spend next week reclining in front of the TV with a 12 pack.
If you'd send Eurodsney T-shirts for the kids, we wouldn't come at all. They just need them to go back to school so their friends will think we're rich. At least richer than they are.
Jonathan's right, this is the best post ever. Have we left out anyone? How about eskimos? Da*n drunk Eskimos.
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just tryin' to get this post to 100.... then maybe I'll get back to work so I can post something in the following days that will prove I am a Letterhead with valuable knowledge to share.
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Well Stephen, we Yanks have to take our opportunities for cheap shots where we can, being fat, lazy, baseball cap wearing, fashion unconscious slobs and all. Actually, Tom Cruise is Puerto Rican, not American like Drew Carey is.
Over the years I have noticed something about rivalry, whether it be sports games or nationalities; the degree of competitiveness is inversely proportional to the proximity to the other side. Since the land of green and Riverdance *and* the bloody french are so close, that's why there is so much rivalry between them and the brits. I don't have the slightest idea how this happened, my surname is supposedly English but my father always said I was half German and half Irish. I'm still wondering how a babe like Shania Twain (Canuckian) got scooped up by Mutt Lange (Brit).
I have to agree with you (as the whole world does) about Italian food; had it last night.
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"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Gavin Chachere: Doug: I'm gonna reply to this thread any second,but it doesnt quite have enuff responses for me to quote yet
Doug I have to respectfully disagree.
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quote:Originally posted by Gavin Chachere: Doug: I'm gonna reply to this thread any second,but it doesnt quite have enuff responses for me to quote yet
Doug I have to respectfully disagree.
I agree with Ricky
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Actually, Tom Cruise is Puerto Rican, not American like Drew Carey is.
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