1)It is well documented that for every mile you jog, you add 1 minute to your life. This enables you at 95 years old…to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. 2)My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where she is. 3)The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 4)I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Have NOT lost a pound. Apparently, you have to show up. 5)I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 6)I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. 7)I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 8)I have flabby thighs, but fortunately, my stomach covers them. 9)The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. 10)If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. 11)And, last but not least- I don’t jog; it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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Heheheheeeee......I bought an aerobic exercise pad! Every time that I feel like excercising, I just lay down on that pad....and take a nap until the feeling goes away!
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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
"I believe that every man has a finite amount of heartbeats, and I'm not going to waste mine by exercising"
heh heh heh... actually, I'm quite fit... I ride 13km a day, 5 days a week, going to and from school and keep fit that way Oh of course there is the compulsary school sport too.... Blech!
But hey, my sentiments exactly to all of the above
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