He He He heeeee! had this sent to me...said it sounded like me: Bad American?
Yes, I Guess I am A BAD American.
I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally - big breasts.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give
it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird or piss me off.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it. Heck, just
ask my wife.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of
cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.
As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak
English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you
can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.
I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you're running
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the
word freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
unpopular opinions or actions.
If I received oral sex from one of my subordinate employees in my office,
it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would have
been FIRED immediately.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with
no political affiliation recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I know what the definition of "IS" is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify
for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you
can you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any darn thing else.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap
from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect
your right to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.
I did not go to some foreign country and risk my life in vain and defend
our constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living
document ever changing and is open to interpretation.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
Bevis & Butthead still make me laugh.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than
a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue as long as I don't have to
hear about it.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve
the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the
hands of someone with malicious intent.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system
that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that
invented the internet help you.
I like the convenience of buying oranges from a sidewalk vendor or while
I'm waiting at a stop-light, and I'm pretty sure the Latin midget selling
them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator box in East
Dallas or is sleeping in the streets of her home country.
We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a
parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say
"NO".
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement or tell me they are cute.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep
silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country
allowed me that right I will not conform or compromise just to keep from
hurting somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American
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