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My wife came in the kitchen the other day and I was running around like a bat out of hell with a fly swatter. She asked me what the heck I was doing.. Told her I was housefly hunting.. to which she sarcasticly replied "Were you successfull in your hunt, honey" I said:"Sure was. Got 3 males and (2)females."(revised lol) Yeah right she replied. How the heck do you know their genders. Well I told her that I killed three on the beer can and two on the telephone.
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Well, here's my last silly joke for the day, then....I suppose I HAVE to go to work....This couple was in the middle of some home improvement and renovations. Their home was in disarray due to various contractors coming in and out. Leaving to go to go to work one day and decides to leave his wife a little note. So he writes jokingly, "Martha Stewart does not live here" and sticks it on the fridge. When he gets home that night he finds her reply: "Neither does Bob Villa".
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