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Si Allen
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NEWSPAPER HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 2035

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . Scientists stumped.

Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly
known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity
decreases to safe levels.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea
Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail to delivery on
Wednesday only.

35-year study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE
installation is completed.

New Federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,flyswatters and rolled-up newspapers
must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill Intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate of 75%

[Eek!]

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David Wright
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Friday funnies? What is funny about this, sounds like an accurate picture of our future.
Come on Si, fess up, where do you get these tidbits at? Always a good read and laugh.

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Wright Signs
Wyandotte, Michigan
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Jerry Starpoli
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Why bother?

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Jerry Starpoli
Starpoli Signs... since 1952

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Si must have called Miss Cleo in her jail cell. [Smile]

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