Due to my illness recently and the medication/diet I am on, I have lost a lot of weight ... down to 140 lbs. Now shorts and Jeans don't fit even with a belt hitched up yo the last notch.
Yesterday I was at a check out. Payed the bill and dumped my wallet back in my shorts.
Extra weight took the shorts down to around my ankles.
Bending over to retrieve them, a loud female voice in the line behind me .... "Nice butt mate!"
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Solution is to go back through the store and find SUSPENDERS.My britches fell down when I was on top of a ladder,now yours has fell down when paying at the register...WHO'S NEXT?
-------------------- Bill Wood Bill Wood, Sign Artist 3628 Ogburn Ave., NE Winston-Salem, NC 27105-3752 336-682-5820 Posts: 397 | From: Winston-Salem, NC | Registered: May 2006
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Woke up late three days ago, kids missed the bus, had to drive them to school-me still wearing my PJs-but get so low on fuel I had to go to the garage & get a fill-up.
No cash, barefooted, still in pyjamas, but with a big smile!
The attendant had a good laugh & lent me $50 of fuel, thankfully!
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7014 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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One day a few years ago, me, my dad, and my son were carrying mdo to a site to put up. My wonderful dad, who was in his late 70s, had a little bit of a gut, so his pants rode below his belly. I was carrying one piece of mdo, and he and my son were carrying another. Poor ol dads pants fell down to his knees, and it was right next to a main road. Felt sorry for him, but also had to laugh. I think of this day often now that dad is gone, and it helps so much, because of the humor of the moment. Makes me miss him even more.
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One thing's for sure Jon, when health issues enter the picture, any modesty you might have felt prior to it, is out. It used to irk the hell out of me,when I was in the hospital following my stroke, when a nurse (male or female) would come in, when I was going to the bathroom, and ask if I needed help. I know they were just doing their job, but I still felt the urge to say "No, that's all right; I've done this a few times before".
That's neat about your dad, John (Deaton). It's the funny things that serve to mellow out the sad ones.
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