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A blonde walks into a bar... and the brunette ducked!
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A guy goes to a Psychiatrist and says "Doctor, I can't sleep at night! Ever since I was a little kid ... I have fears that something is under my bed!"
The Psychiatrist thinks a minute and says "It will take 3 visits a week for about a year to cure you."
The guy thanks the Psychiatrist and says he has to think about the cost.
A few months later the Psychiatrist runs into him at a market and asks why he never came back.
The guy says "I didn't need to ... I was telling a bar tender about it and he asked why didn't I just saw the legs off of my bed?"
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