|----------------------------------| | Impotence...Nature's way of | | saying "No hard feelings," | |----------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------| | The proctologist called | | ...they found your head. | |-----------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------| | Everyone has a photographic memory | | ...some just don't have any film. | |-------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------| | Save your breath...You'll need it| | to blow up your date. | |----------------------------------|
|-------------------------------| | Your ridiculous little | | opinion has been noted. | |-------------------------------|
|-----------------------| | I used to have a | | handle | | on life...but it broke| | off. | |-----------------------|
|-------------------------------------| | Guys...just because you have one, | | doesn't mean you have to be one. | |-------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------| | Some people just don't know how to drive... | | I call these people "Everybody But Me," | |-----------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------| | Heart Attacks...God's revenge for | | eating His animal friends. | |-------------------------------------|
|------------------------| | Don't like my driving? | | Then quit watching me. | |------------------------|
|------------------------------------| | If you can read this...I can | | slam on my brakes and sue you. | |------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------| | Some people are only alive | | because it is illegal to shoot | | them. | |---------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------| | Try not to let your mind wander...It is too | | small and fragile to be out by itself. | |---------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------| | Hang up and drive!! | |-------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------| | Welcome to America | | ...now speak English | |-----------------------------------------------|
-------------------- Todd Gill Outside The Lines Potterville, MI Posts: 7792 | From: Potterville, MI | Registered: Dec 2001
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I saw one the other day that said "If it is tourist season, how come we can't shoot them?"
-------------------- Mark Kottwitz Kottwitz Graphics Ridgely, MD www.SeeMySignWork.com -------------------------- Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein Posts: 746 | From: Ridgely, MD | Registered: Oct 2000
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The day after 9-11 I printed one that said "Osama Bin Laden Blows Dead Pigs. I must have sold 100 to guys from the base. I also made a memorial ribbon but I'm not posting it on here. I'll just say this: I gave one to a Col and he loved it!
-------------------- Ricky Jackson Signs Now 614 Russell Parkway Warner Robins, GA (478) 923-7722 signpimp50@hotmail.com
"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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g.w. quote: for a bumper sticker "the constitution...its just a damn piece of paper."
-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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This ones strictly for Las Vegans only.....
"Welcome to Las Vegas, give me your money and I'll leave"
Or one seen on back of severely overloaded yellow civic w/400 lb. woman at wheel......."If I don't get laid soon, someones getting hurt"
-------------------- Frank Magoo, Magoo's-Las Vegas; fmagoo@netzero.com "the only easy day was yesterday" Posts: 2365 | From: Las Vegas, Nv. | Registered: Jun 2003
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-------------------- Harris Kohen K-Man Pinstriping and Graphix Trenton, NJ "Showing the world that even I can strategically place the pigment where its got to go." Posts: 1739 | From: Trenton, NJ, USA | Registered: Jun 2001
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"What if The Hokey Pokey IS what it's All About?"
-------------------- John Lennig / Big Top Sign Arts 5668 Ewart Street, Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada bigtopya@hotmail.com 604.451.0006 Posts: 2184 | From: Burnaby, British Columbia,Canada | Registered: Nov 2001
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-------------------- Steve Eisenreich Dezine Signs PO BOX 6052 Stn Forces Cold Lake, Alberta T9M 2C5 Posts: 774 | From: Cold Lake | Registered: Mar 2000
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-------------------- Rose Davidson Sleeper Woods Design Honoring Tradition with Technology Lakeport, CA 95435 Posts: 104 | From: Lake County, California | Registered: Nov 2005
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