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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them. Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7014 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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17 years happily married to a great woman...that's why I added the 'sense of humour' bit at the top!
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7014 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary
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Dana and I are coming up on our sixth wedding anniversary.
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"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6454 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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Marriage isn't a word......It's a sentence!!!
14 years coming up in August for me.
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If sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their picket signs? Posts: 835 | From: Wooster, OH, USA | Registered: Jul 1999
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CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Yes .. I know where you got the original .. STAY OFF LETTERHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't, this may happen to you: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3491 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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28 years, Jayne is my best friend. Ian, those quotes where funny though. Here's a simple little quote to help us men get by, 'Happy Wife, Happy Life'
-------------------- Paul Jordan Jordan Signs http://jordansigns.com.au paul@jordansigns.com.au Australia "We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing" George Bernard Shaw, I think. Posts: 166 | From: Caringbah, N.S.W., Australia | Registered: Nov 1999
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Hind sight is always 20-20. Hey Mark don't give up the ship, to each his own. Been at it for 37 years in Oct., if I live that long. Some good times, some bad, it's all in a day's work. And some days it takes a lot of work. Cheers, Don
-------------------- Donald Miner ABCO Wholesale Neon 1168 Red Hill Creek Dobson, NC Posts: 842 | From: North Carolina | Registered: Apr 2006
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so what's wrong with same sex marriage? i've been in a same sex marriage for 17 years and apparently it's all my fault. Funny, I was in high school with Deri and she still looks the same, yet what little hair i have left is turning grey, guess that says alot about what gender marriage is hardest on. P.s. don't tell Marj!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- Pete Payne Willowlake Design/Canadian Signcrafters Bayfield, ON
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