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On a side note to Steves post about slogans so many ran through my mind ( not much stopping them ya know ) that would fit into this catagory. So let er rip and have fun.
I'll start with.....
"Just leave your wallet"
-------------------- Bob Rochon Creative Signworks Millbury, MA 508-865-7330
"Life is Like an Echo, what you put out, comes back to you." Posts: 5149 | From: Millbury, Mass. U.S. | Registered: Nov 1998
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Jeff Williams has card printed that are hysterical. One of them said something like, "....and duct tape your check to your forehead when you come to pick up your work". Another said something about "...we don't want no wishy-washy ****ers". Can't you just hear Jeff saying that is his thick Chicago accent? I love it!
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-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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Now! Right NOW!! But it depends how you ask, no? Plop down nonchelantly on Dad's lap, put one arm around his neck and just wait. "What 's up, Pooh?" "Oh.... nothing much. But I did see a small Louis Vuitton purse in town today. I think its big enough for the Walther PPK. Can I get it?"
(He has NO idea what that purse is or what it costs.)
"I suppose so, but don't let it rub the finish off that pistol, ok?"
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Can't remember where I found these... been kicking around for a few years...
- How about never? Is never good for you? - I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. - It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. - Do I look like a people person? - Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. - Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. - Too many freaks, not enough circuses. - I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary.
-------------------- Janet Bakewell One Sun Grafiks Inc. Slave Lake, AB Canada www.onesungrafiks.com Posts: 128 | From: Slave Lake, AB Canada | Registered: Apr 1999
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If you have to ask how much, you can't afford us
Havin' fun,
Checkers
-------------------- a.k.a. Brian Born www.CheckersCustom.com Harrisburg, Pa Work Smart, Play Hard Posts: 3775 | From: Harrisburg, Pa. U.S.A. | Registered: Nov 1998
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Credit only given to customers between the ages of 75 and 85 if accompanied by their parents.
-------------------- Mario G. Lafreniere (Fergie) J&N Signs Winter did show up! Posts: 1257 | From: Chapleau, Ontario | Registered: Jun 1999
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Attn Customers: if were not here when ya stop by just put your money under the door....
I had a customer ask me how i slept at nite,, I told him i can afford a great mattress...
Writing out an invoice a body shop owner reminded me not to retire off this job,, i told him it would be like a pension check by the time he paid me....
Have a great weekend everyone!
-------------------- Del Badry philmdesign Sylvan Lake, Alberta Posts: 636 | From: Sylvan Lake, Alberta | Registered: Nov 1998
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-------------------- John Lennig / Big Top Sign Arts 5668 Ewart Street, Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada bigtopya@hotmail.com 604.451.0006 Posts: 2184 | From: Burnaby, British Columbia,Canada | Registered: Nov 2001
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If I really wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I'd have farted.
-------------------- Ken Henry Henry & Henry Signs London, Ontario Canada (519) 439-1881 e-mail: kjmlhenry@rogers.com
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Rosemary, Damn it's good to have you back girl!
Janet, I'm STILL laughing which is making it difficult to type this!
-------------------- Kimberly Zanetti Purcell www.amethystProductivity.com Folsom, CA email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com
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Now serving 746,353,216 satisfied customers. Not Really!!!!!
-------------------- “Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?” -Winnie the Pooh & A.A. Milne
Kelly Thorson Kel-T-Grafix 801 Main St. Holdfast, SK S0G 2H0 ktg@sasktel.net Posts: 5496 | From: Penzance, Saskatchewan | Registered: May 2002
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We're on the "McDonalds Plan" when your burger is ready you need to pay us".
I've actually said that to more than one customer.
Bob Mitchell (one of the original Letterheads) once had a sign company in Aspen Colorado called "Rats Ass Graphics"...you can put your own tag on that!
He also coined MIRACLE SIGN COMPANY "If it's a good sign it's a miracle"
All were tongue in cheek of course...But I liked them both.
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