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"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6451 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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The story so far: (including the missing page 7!)
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(Pg.1)
Maybe we have 1-Shot under our control but but because quills are are not licensed, caution must precede palletting lest someone painted yesterday.
In life spellcheck dilineates mistakes roadtrip that is to cheeseburger will not forget that flagellation noises will
(pg.2) result in stuttering and incontinence when join forget the Letterville paper tiger.
The flatulent customer sings beansongs dampness fills forgo continue depends on where burps people make be leave immediately!
Meanwhile, back at the shop, someone hyperventilated
(pg.3)
because of an OT topic brainfart ewwww arouse hidden sadistic actions of Martian tendencies resulting in implosion and destruction that miffed all earthlings.
Incidentally, fartknockers continue offending miffledorfs sensitive to sunlight while wearing polkadot banners made by some letterhead
(pg4)
wearing latex poofy slippers that never smell fishy becuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........regular brushing fluffing keeps promiscuity in check.
Indiscernible hyroglyphics were found in deep caves crypts under the ocean. Locations chiseled, carved by anient chiselheads Joe C. when given massive quantities of tools
(pg5)
soon discovered that pygmies enjoy live painting music while drinking lacquer and pretending OneShot…
[New Sentence!] The isenuf said yet? Hardly, ever a thought goes through this empty bucket of cow Whitey's dung.
[New Sentence] Therefore,
(Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money. Thats what yer losing right now. CrazyJack)
Forensic Charmin lurked surrepticiously around
(Ain't it great to see 200 posts, and nobody is mad at each other!)
velvet cause
(pg6) she needed Bob-a-licious! Donuts to feed insatiable hunger whilst careening downward dangerously slippery slopes toward certain paths Litigation! $xxxxxx Bucks!
(ONE word, Jon- you cheat !) Fresh start:
Internet Döppelgangers consistantly wear leaopard-skin tights while Milking Whitey Dry.
Thereafter, tranquility seems almost attainable
NOT unreachable!
Finally, THE solution Rapid-Tac-ky feeling
(pg7)
and discovered had ingredients known to many chemists that caused paranoia, pandemonium and scurvy.. Therefore everybody regurgitated.
THE END?
Yes.
Chapter 2...
Horace's prickly potentially hazardous driving frequently caused massive fender benders THEN until someone instructed knuckleheads knitting panels periodically painstaking
(pg8)
attention lavished liberallyquote:
(quote: ___________________________________________ Originally posted by Jon Aston:
I really didn't need that mental image, thanks...)
until saturated...
[Wow, almost 300 posts. Makes absolutely no sense at all......This finally explains why some can't get along here. Nobody understands anyone else, or how they are to respond. HA!]
then without somuchas lustly slovenly sloth slurry snaked around seductively simpering slyly JABBERWOCKY jaguar "Busha" and eccentric indiosyncratic and altogether discombobulated Letterville's
(I will have the last word on this post (Just so everyone knows). I'm thinking over 1000 posts, so keep on writing.)
[Gee Mike, don't wait - act now . . .oh yeh, since your appointing youself last word writer...can I be story board editor?]
countless
(Now the flood gates have opened, are we allowed to use more than one word now? The thread is doomed then ..... so back to Letterville's countless)
typists into flatuland where all of humanity discovered Cappucino.
(pg9) However Caution is hopelessly thrown windblown across Mississippi's delta
(...Will somebody please slap me for STARTING page 9?)
uh .. RIV-ER...(no)...broad expanse . . .
(ok OK! c'mon.... C'MON... Hopelessly thrown wind blown across Mississippi's delta broad expanse . . . (and please lets NOT re-live Gone with the Wind)
carelessly
(Throw a ball out into the yard to see what happens when/if it get's kicked around ... you guys beat the hell out of it. The balls been flat (but still fun) for a few hundred posts hahaha - Thanks for the laughs! Sorry I didn't label it OT ... I had no idea how it would get mangled hahahahaa)
(Where's Mike Duncan?? He wanted the LAST word... so Mike so Mischevious..here's your cue:)
THE . . . .
Fat
(Sheila, I can only utter this word one time, So I must be sure it is the last one. I promise it is a word so reverred, that I cannot risk typing it yet. I'm thinking I will have to wait until Mid-April for the ending. Mark has alluded to the "flat Ball" analogy. He's very very close.)
Richard Simmons
(Harris, you mean PHAT?)
minces meat pie while sweatin' to the poorhouse because there's no krispy creams
(woops!) krispycreams (one word.ok.)
available unsalted there.
Anyway copious oldies are swarming around
(pg10)
stupid left-brained reefer-addict hypochindriach cold-blooded artiste signmaker 4B OBOY! sadly, chocolate for water does'nt mean respite from willymakeit attitudes.
Instead,
(Jon...will you pretty please run 'the story so far' to press again?? )
angry kimquat farmers rebelled against poetry and cheese vehemently. However, please bear nouveau-riche in mind
(400 never saw a post hit 400, maybe mine is it!)
(pg11)
(400 now!) that even though blabber-mouths ruin reputations regularly. pathetic.
nicknames nonetheless often indicate Tourette's Syndrom infrequently speaking gibberish, profanities, porn and pestilence.
Eventually we resurrect Atkinson's versacamm grave-robbing inuendos. Often times, mislaid Dente's Al-bum pirating software clip-art collection. Authorities prickly situation caused pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
(...been waitin' for a chance to whip that one in )
(pg12)
(...what kind'a word would come after THAT??) (Oh GOD... NO . . . I've started page TWELVE. . . ACK!....)
in unvaccinated heads ravishingly prone to mischeif ferociously pounding chalk into oblivion with ballpeen hammer pulverizing it intensely!
Only your hairdresser nose that fersure...
Clairol chix like tinting their right areola rosy while tweaking abusive self mutilation in
(pg13)
a joyful manner... However, Lettervillians segued photoshop evidence along with ritualistic shaving tone lotions... Incredibley Avery is shrinking mysteriously even though Letterville complains profusely.. Additionally, love stinks!
Mallemuck Mahoney cheif of Budweiser diaper division, INSISTED spaghetti smothered in sauce
(pg14)
cause...taste is important
eventually astronauts Tang encrusted doo "hickey's"...weightlessly floating
(Rick said mischeif)
in the vast environs of North Shore resort casino & Gentleman's Club perpetuate extravagant yada yada's ya yas and doo doo's not to mention fugly Hairdressers cutting farts WHEW-EEEEEEE! mullets and festering carbunkles
(pg15)
(new sentence)
Furby, flea-bitten, went ballistic scratching saying PA-LEEEEEEZE! (begging on his kneez... I'm about to freez...help seez theez fleez!) itchin'. Noxema though, soothes, irritation.
SignCraft however, arrive together together production halts!
Meanwhile, back at AtTheBrothel, K-Y Jelly
(LOL I know I cheat!!!! Now I think everyone should go back and edit all their posts and see what they come up with )
was brushed creatively into Smith's Creme which became Tofu flavored gumbo which simmered was
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