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Dusty Campbell
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I'm going to use so many of these. If they give me a drawing, I like to say with enthusiasm and seriousness "Wow you draw better than me."

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Industrious

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Dan Streicher
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It's hard to look professional if your sign doesn't

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Dan Streicher
Slidell, LA

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Linda Silver Eagle
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Realizing that they always want what they can't have and always argue with whatever you claim...this works for me...

"I don't have the time and you can't afford me anyway!"

First one I ever saw, "If you needed it yesterday, you should have come in last week!"

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Linda Welborn
Aigle D'Argent

678-292-3102

http://www.precious101.com

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John Deaton
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When customers say, "That's too high!"
I always respond with "Compared to what?"
They dont know what to say.

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Maker of fine signs and
other creative stuff.
Located at 109 N. Cumberland ave.
Harlan, Ky. 40831
606-837-0242

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Rob Hopkins
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"How much is a sign?"

"One million dollars"

"No, seriously, how much?"

"No, seriously, what do you want?"

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Dana Stanley
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Q- I just want a cheap little sign.
A- I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Q- Whats the tailgate guarantee?
A- That means when you see my tailgate the guarantee is up!

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Dana Stanley
Mass.
(508) 234-8193
http://stanleyphotographer.com

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jack wills
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"You only have ONE chance to make a first
impression".

= Cost!

"It looks far away from a distance"

= Truth!


CrazyJack

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Jack Wills
Studio Design Works
1465 E.Hidalgo Circle
Nye Beach / Newport, OR

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Michael R. Bendel
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When they come in with NO CLUE of thier sign space available, I say, "It's hard to buy carpet or window coverings without measurements too, give me a clue at least."
[Bash]

Hey... One more rule to add to the BILL-O-METER!
Have measurements!

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Michael R. Bendel
Bendel Sign Co,. Inc.
Sauk Rapids, MN

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Stephen Deveau
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Usually asked Question...

Q: Did you design or draw this?

A: No it took years to train that Damn Monkey to get it right!

Now leave him alone as he has work to do!

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Stephen Deveau
RavenGraphics
Insinx Digital Displays

Letting Your Imagination Run Wild!

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bruce ward
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we will need 50% down on this project to start

since this is a rush job we will need 100% paid up front(this usually ends the need for a rush)

if you got a cheaper price then go for it

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You ever notice how easily accessible people are when they are requiring your services but once they get invoice you can't reach them anymore

http://www.visual-images-signs.com/#!

VISUAL IMAGES
MONTGOMERY, AL


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Ricky Jackson
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Wow, you guys dug this one up from the archives! I was all excited to see Brian the Brush and Rove Gratz on here until I saw the dates. Of course I was a pall bearer at Rove's funeral and Brian can't post anymore. But it's a good thread.

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Ricky Jackson
Signs Now
614 Russell Parkway
Warner Robins, GA
(478) 923-7722
signpimp50@hotmail.com

"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton

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Rob Hopkins
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There are three criteria we adhere to in the signs we make.
1 Fast
2 Cheap
3 Good


Pick any two, but be aware they will negate the remaining one.

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captain ken
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I think I am gonna make a sign for my shop:

You got 3 choices, please pick 2


[1]cheap

[2]fast

[3]good

you can have it cheap and fast, but it aint gonna be good...

you can have it fast and good but it aint gonna be cheap...

you can have it cheap and good but it aint gonna be fast...

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Ken McTague,
Concept Signs
57 Bridge St. (route 107)
Salem MA 01970
1-978-745-5800
conceptsign@yahoo.com
http://www.pinheadlounge.com/CaptainKen

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"A wise man once said that, or was it a wise guy?"

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John Lennig
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When discussing boat lettering, when given the price, if they question it, i say ..."remember how much that little stainless steel thing cost you recently?" They usually smile and say,"oh, yes, ok" [Smile]

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John Lennig / Big Top Sign Arts
5668 Ewart Street, Burnaby,
British Columbia, Canada
bigtopya@hotmail.com
604.451.0006

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Ray Rheaume
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Do you make magnet signs?

Nope.

Why?

Because if I letter the door, you can just forget it and go. If you get the magnets and forget them, you'll do a lot more damage to the door than the stickers ever will.

But I really wanted magnets so I can take them off.

Okay, same price as doing the doors PLUS the magnet material.

I thought they would be cheaper?

They are cheaper looking.


Haven't done a mag here in years...but have lettered plenty of vehicles who started out wanting them.
Rapid

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Ray Rheaume
Rapidfire Design
543 Brushwood Road
North Haverhill, NH 03774
rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com
603-787-6803

I like my paint shaken, not stirred.

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Bart Robinson
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It'll improve your gas mileage and all the girls will want you.

I don't do naked women because I don't remember what they look like.

I'm waiting for the '08 colors to come in.

You sure are getting your money's worth out of that car.

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Bart Robinson
Bart Robinson Pinstriping
Corpus Christi Texas

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Sheila Ferrell
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LOL, it's fun reading all these again.


Recently my brother-in-law and I were bemoaning the drawbacks of trying to work for 'friends'-as-customers' who somehow always seem to feel you should give them a huge deal on price.
He reminded me of something his dad, a used-car-dealer, said to his customer-'friends'"

"You have to make money off your friends . . . your enemies don't do business with you!"

[Smile]

Think I'll post that one in the shop.

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Signs
Sweet Home Alabama


oneshot on chat


"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a dog"

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James Kelly
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"Can I have it yesterday?"
"Yes, if you can pay me the day before".

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James Kelly
Ireland

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Ricky Jackson
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart Robinson:
It'll improve your gas mileage and all the girls will want you.

I don't do naked women because I don't remember what they look like.

I'm waiting for the '08 colors to come in.

You sure are getting your money's worth out of that car.

[Rolling On The Floor] [Rolling On The Floor] [Rolling On The Floor] [Rolling On The Floor] I gotta use those!!

One I keep handy is "You can't make chicken salad from chicken maure" i.e. customer brings you a 14kb jpg to blow up to a 3 x 6 banner.

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Ricky Jackson
Signs Now
614 Russell Parkway
Warner Robins, GA
(478) 923-7722
signpimp50@hotmail.com

"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton

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KARYN BUSH
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lol...i just tell them..."shyt in is shyt out."

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Karyn Bush
Simply Not Ordinary, LLC
Bartlett, NH
603-383-9955
www.snosigns.com
info@snosigns.com

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Pete Payne

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yes i can do it your way, but for ugly i charge extra. Apparently I actually said that out loud once, the guy came back and i ended up doing a $3600.00 gold leaf job on his horse drawn show wagon. He actually said that speech got me the job!not one of my more diplomatic moments, but what the hey!

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Pete Payne
Willowlake Design/Canadian Signcrafters
Bayfield, ON

Canadian Signcrafters

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