Billy Bob and Bubba are out deer hunting in the woods. Suddenly Bubba clutches his chest and falls to the ground. Quickly Billy Bob gets out his cell phone and calls 911! When the operator answers, Billy Bob says:
"Bubba grabbed his chest and fell down! I think he's dying! what do I do?"
"First thing is see if Bubba is dead!"
" OK Lemme check."
*BANG*
"OK, Now what do I do?"
[ January 01, 2005, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]
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Brushasaurus on Chat Posts: 8827 | From: La Mirada, CA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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It goes: "First of all make sure he's dead". If you yankees are going to tell redneck jokes, make sure you know the punchline. Sheila you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama, right? Otherwise it would be called a "teethbrush".
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"If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." Sir Issac Newton Posts: 3528 | From: Warner Robins, GA | Registered: Oct 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Ricky Jackson: "teethbrush".
Good one!
An actual redneck told me this one (yes, I have 'kin' in Virginia) and I only wish I could type the way he talks...
He said the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale is a northern fairy tale starts off "Once upon a time"and a southern fairy tale starts off "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t".
SONGPAINTER Original Sign Music by Sign People NOW AVAILABLE on CD and the proceeds go to Letterville's favorite charity! Click Here for Sound Clips! Posts: 1974 | From: Orleans, MA, Cape Cod, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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When I went to Boot Camp at Sampson Air Force Base, NY.....we had a guy in our outfit from Harlan County, KY.
He used to say Y'all all the time and some would make fun...This guy asked him one day, "what does y'all mean"? He said, "it means every G D one of you".
-------------------- Rove Gratz Gratz Signs 342 Walden Station Drive Macon, GA 31216 rovegratz@aol.com Home Page: http://rove-342.tripod.com Posts: 861 | From: Macon, GA 31216 | Registered: Jan 2004
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Haha, do you remember who he was Rovelle? Might know him. By the way, the Wildfowl Carvings on your site are beautiful. Do you sell them?
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Hi ya'll (yea we use it in SC too) My brother was guilty a couple of years ago... "If you've ever straped a deer stand to the back of your harley you might be a redneck." Although he out did himself this New Years eve night leaving my house... " If you've ever bungied your wife to the back of your harley to keep her from falling off, you are a redneck." John M.
-------------------- John P Meeks The Sign Shoppe, Inc. Everwood 200 Brozzini Ct. Greenville, SC 29615 864-275-5140 Posts: 44 | From: Greenville, SC | Registered: Oct 2004
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I've seen rednecks in Buffalo, NY, San Diego, CA, Tampa, FL, Dallas, TX, Newark, NJ and yes a couple in Ontario, CAN. What the heck, why not from British Columbia. So as an official certified redneck from "South" Carolina, I dub thee "Redneck a-la Canadien" John Meeks
-------------------- John P Meeks The Sign Shoppe, Inc. Everwood 200 Brozzini Ct. Greenville, SC 29615 864-275-5140 Posts: 44 | From: Greenville, SC | Registered: Oct 2004
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