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Well the pantload administration is now predicting a massive outbreak of BirdFlu. What rock do I hide under this time? Or will it be color coded?
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-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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I think their numbered this time...LOL! Do ya got yer mask you can wear around town? If it's not one thing it's another.
-------------------- Kelsey Dum Dum Designs Sherwood, AR 72120 501.765.2166 kelsey@dumdesigns.com Posts: 827 | From: Sherwood, AR | Registered: Oct 2005
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I think they're numbered this time...LOL! Do ya got yer mask you can wear around town? If it's not one thing it's another.
-------------------- Kelsey Dum Dum Designs Sherwood, AR 72120 501.765.2166 kelsey@dumdesigns.com Posts: 827 | From: Sherwood, AR | Registered: Oct 2005
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If it looks like a duck, Walks like a duck......... This just QUACKS me up!
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-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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...First "PANTLOAD" will tell us "not to worry, everything is under control". ...And when they finally decide to warn us to "duck and cover", the disease will be rampant.
...They already say there will NOT be enough vaccine for everybody.....
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I have been following the Bird Flu outbreak with great interest. As an artist/student of environmental destruction this story has wonderful imagery. One news report said the it was "raining dead mute swans" in Europe, this spring. How creepy and cool is that? I also took note of the things we humans have been doing to keep from contracting the disease. In Taiwan, on public transportation, everyone must wear a surgical mask to prevent infection. The idea is that if only the sick people wore masks they would be stigmatized. So everyone wears the masks in solidarity. (This probably won't happen in America). Shaking hands is a great way to infect someone, so a new handshake has been invented, just for Bird Flu. Rubbing elbows! Next time you meet someone, try sticking out your elbow, instead of your hand. I do this now, just to be stupid, when I meet people. It has lead to many irreverant conversations. Usually this gesture turns inexplicably into the "Chicken Dance", which somehow seems appropriate given the subject at hand. As for a color coded warning system, I'll wait for the Man to come up with something really wacked to scare the pants off us. That's what they do best! Until Bird Flu gets here, we'll have to be satisfied with the West Nile Virus. Viva la Wasteland!
-------------------- Nancy Waller Wasteland 318 west 42nd street Minneapolis, MN 55409 Posts: 16 | From: Minneapolis, Minnesota USA | Registered: Mar 2006
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And surprisingly..... Who would have been the former CEO of a company that came up with the "Tamaflu" formula antidote? Does the name "Rumsfeld" ring a bell,Pavlov?
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-------------------- Jack Wills Studio Design Works 1465 E.Hidalgo Circle Nye Beach / Newport, OR Posts: 2914 | From: Rocklin, CA. USA | Registered: Dec 1998
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SPREAD THE FEAR....its an age old premise that is a way to "control the masses"! been doin this crap since the christians WERE THE BIG THREAT TO ROME!!! FEAR IS THE ONLY THING THAT PEOPLE FEAR!!!! and geo bush senior was head of security of who else buy E.E.LILLY.....another big pharmasuitical company....why do you think drug prices are so high in the U.S.? and the same drug in other counties are way less? this is the same thing they are doin with the price of gas....the more you are DEPENDANT on either...THE MORE THEY CAN CHARGE...
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-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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I wondered why I saw a guy riding his bike with a mask on today.
Yeah Mike, whenever these things get alot of attention, I wonder what they're actually covering up. We're probably massing forces to invade Iran.
CrazyJack are you incinuating the Government would purposely infect us? Or hold out with the cure. Nonsense, those guys in Tuskegee just didn't respond to the treatments. And LSD was meant for fun, not mind control.
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The Office of Homeland Security will be regulating the mortuary industry in the event of a bird flu epidemic. All deceased victims will be buried upside down so they will have "quack up!"
-------------------- Bill Diaz Diaz Sign Art Pontiac IL www.diazsignart.com Posts: 2107 | From: Pontiac, IL | Registered: Dec 2001
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JackW....pantload admin. ? ( i see air force one take off & land once in a while and i'm gonna use the "pantload" word as a sub for my "sailor language library of non-bible study slang words" )since we all seem to enjoy humor i'll share this one.......recently the Pope seems to have come down with a mysterious strain of bird like flu .......yeah, they suspect he may have gotten bit by a Cardinal !.....no offense to any religions out in B&B space.
-------------------- mark zilliox mark z signs 8425 pushaw station rd. owings md. 20736 301-855-5407 thezs@earthlink.net http://www.markzsigns.com Posts: 348 | From: maryland | Registered: May 2003
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