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Si Allen
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Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally honest.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Kerry supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Rep

[Smile] [Wink] [Razz] [Roll Eyes] [Eek!] [Dunno]

[ April 29, 2004, 06:43 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]

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Si Allen #562
La Mirada, CA. USA

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Dave Grundy
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Oh NO Si!!!!!!!!

I wondered when the US election campaigning would start up here!!!!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

I guess OP'll soon jump in!!!!!!!

But Joe is OK..he is VERY low key in stating his dislike for the current president!! HAHAHAHA

Bring on December!!!!!!! It means Mexico is around the corner for us and the end of political debates here. [Applause] [Applause]

Personally, I'm gonna vote fer Lester Pearson!!! (only Canucks will know that reference)

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Dave Grundy
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Joe Cieslowski
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Si,

Wellh, Sounds like George has all the RIGHT people on his side. [Razz] [Roll Eyes] [Wink] [Wink]

LOL

Joe,
Makin chips and Havin Fun!

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Joe Cieslowski
Connecticut Woodcarvers Gallery
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old paint
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all i have is a web page for ya ta look at...no discusion just go look for yourself.
http://www.claimvfact.org/

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
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BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

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Steve Burke
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After his recent TV success, maybe Donald Trump should run...

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Steve Burke
Cascades Inc
NS Canada

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jimmy chatham
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then if op did not
like him
he could say
you are fired.

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Jimmy Chatham
Chatham Signs
468 stark st
Commerce, Ga 30529

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Bill Diaz
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That's great, Si! Reality TV is going to take a back seat to the presidential race in these next few months. We're going to hear stuff we can't imagine right now. It'll be interesting.

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Bill Diaz
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Mike Languein
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Thank You, Old Paint Joe!
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Don Coplen
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OP, you must have hip boots up to your ears just to walk around your living room.

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old paint
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don i said NO DISCUSSION....this is for reading only. negitive comment can be emailed to me directly. pitb@bellsouth.net i have a delete button.

[ April 30, 2004, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: old paint ]

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-637-1519
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

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Rovelle W. Gratz
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OP. no discussion...I just hope you don't believe all that.

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Rove Gratz
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Myra Grozinger
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Rovelle, I know we are not having a discussion.

Sometimes people are unaware of something unless they are plainly told about it, and I want to tell you something important.

Not only do I personally believe most of the things that are stated as facts on OP's website, but so do most of the people I hang out with.
And so does the great majority in the Western Civilized Nations and the Middle East and the rest of the world outside our borders.

There are more like me on this board than you can imagine, and we pretty much know about each other, whether we chose to speak up here (for the split minute we have before we get deleted [Wink] ), or not.

I just wanted you to become aware of this.

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Myra A. Grozinger
Signs Limited
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Mark Smith

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Thanks OP! Excellent site!

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Best Regards,
Mark Smith
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Si Allen
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Of course Myra and Ol'Paint believe everyting in the reference that Ol'Paint referenced!

It is the political propoganda arm of the Democratic Party!

http://maroon.uchicago.edu/viewpoints/articles/2003/10/28/center_for_american_.php

[Eek!] [Dunno] [FYI]

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Si Allen #562
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Don Coplen
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Ya gotta be just a tiny bit worried when the words "truth" and "bull****" rhyme.

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Curtis hammond
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Kerry said..
"I voted for it before i voted against it""
Now that is the exact definition of a liberal democrate trying to appease both sides.

One thing about Bush, He says it, he means it, and he dont use double talk.

When does "is" mean "is"?

oh yes,
A lot of people I know all speak highly of bush and lowly of kerry. Does that make me right i I too speak low of kerry??

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Leaper of Tall buildings.. If you find my posts divisive or otherwise snarky please ignore them. If you do not know how then PM me about it and I will demonstrate.

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Mark Smith

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You know, this thing about Kerry waffling should just be put to rest.

Intelligent people who are willing to listen and learn change their mind based on new information.

Don't you, sometimes? To me it's not a sign of weakness but one of strength, considering that the public will crucify you if you're a politician and change your point of view!

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Mark Smith
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Steve Shortreed
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Just stopped in to change our clothes on the way to the hospital and look at this.

I'm aware this was posted as an attempt at humour, but we all have learned there is no homour when it comes to American politics. Sorry Si, but you know our feelings on this.

Not long ago, I was talking to one of our Letterhead pals via phone and politics came up. He actually talked about a new Civil War based on political beliefs. He was dead serious. Pretty scary stuff.

We're determined to see this sort of intolerance does not invade Letterville. I'm sure you have rules about your house guests defecating on your floors with no regard for other guests. It's no different here!

I'm going to lock this post and then head over to deal with the follow-up post by Myra. You know what hurts the most? It's always the same people. Most of these people are considered special friends. People we have spent time with in person or via phone. What's wrong with you people anyway?

Fair warning! I'm not going to tolerate this crap any longer. If you can't show a little respect for our rules or us, look for another Community more to your liking. That goes for you too Mom!

(weak attempt at humour}

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Steve Shortreed
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Fergus, Ontario
Canada N1M 1G9
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