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I feel I have to be very specific...this is a JOKE! And it is OFF TOPIC! OUR PATRIOTIC DUTY We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
(And if your in MY neighboorhood, don't hold your breath waiting for me to come out...I will be getting a manicure and a pedicure from the gift certificate my husband got me for Christmas!)
[ February 25, 2004, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Jane Diaz ]
-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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But Jane! It's still really COLD out! Everything on my body would be so puckered that I could not walk! (but heck, maybe the goosebumps would camoflauge the stretch marks & cellulite!) love...JILL
-------------------- That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place. -Russ McMullin Posts: 8834 | From: Butler, PA, USA | Registered: Jan 2001
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...Or take over their television broadcasts and show live broadcasts of a nudist beach for 24 hrs straight. Preferably not a beach in Florida because that's where all of us ugly Canadians go...lol.
-------------------- Steve Burke Cascades Inc NS Canada
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