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A Texan, a Californian, and a Nevadan were out riding their horses.
The Texan pulled out a bottle of whiskey, took a long draught, and then suddenly threw it into the air, pulled out his gun and shot the bottle in midair.
The Californian looked at the Texan and said, "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!!
The Texan replied, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap.
A while later, the Californian pulled out a bottle of wine, took a few sips, threw the half full bottle into the air, pulled out his gun, and shot it in midair.
The Nevadan couldn't believe this and said "What the heck did you that for? That was an expensive bottle of wine! The Californian replied, "In California there is plenty of wine and bottles are cheap."
A while later, the Nevadan pulled out a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. He opened it, took a sip, took another sip, then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned, and shot the Californian.
The shocked Texan said "Why in the hell did you do that?"
The Nevadan replied, "Well, in Nevada we have plenty of Californians and bottles are worth a nickel."
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. Charles Mingus Posts: 6712 | From: Mendocino, CA. USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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1. Never go into the woods alone! 2. Carry a small pistol like a .22 or .25. 3. If a bear attacks, shoot your friend in the knee! 4. Walk away quickly!
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