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Dave Sherby
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I can't believe there are people in this country dumb enough to fall for this. Plus anyone who's had a debit card knows that the daily limit of cash on these things would put your total payback in the hundreds of years. I like the e mail address for the FedEx official. They didn't even spell that right.

From The Desk Of Mr. William Douglas
FedEx Courier Company
United state of American

Email: fedexsafeydelivery@hotmail.com


Attention: Client,

I am so much happy to inform you that We have just Welcome one of our Courier
Diplomat (Mr. Daniel Peterson) here at our outlet office in Connecticut, He had
just arrived all the way from one of our branch office in West African (Nigeria)
with an ATM PACKAGE which was been endorsed in your Favor worth of Ten Million
United State Dollars.

After Several Investigations from the Diplomat Mr. Daniel Peterson on its'
Arrival, we were made to understood here that due to the Ongoing Scam activities
going on here and there all over the world by corrupt Banks and Hoodlums, The
Presidency of the Federal Republic of Nigeria have then ordered the Central Bank
Management in Nigeria to Credit all Beneficiaries Fund In an ATM DEBIT CARD and
get posted down to our management here in Connecticut before you should then be
contacted for immediate awareness.

So therefore you are warned not to fall in victims of those hoodlums, because we
were informed that the President of federal Republic of Nigeria have instruct
the Central bank of Nigeria Management to credit all Beneficiaries Fund In an
ATM DEBIT CARD.

Be further informed that the Diplomat in charge of the delivery of your ATM
DEBIT CARD (Mr. Daniel Peterson) is now here with us with your ATM PARCEL at our
office here in Connecticut Awaiting you to Contact Him with your Personal
Details for proper verification to avoid Wrongful delivery of your ATM PACKAGE
to a wrongful Address.

Be Urgent, Delay Could be Dangerous. Thanks and Awaiting your Urgent Response
for any further inquiries regarding this deal.

Sincerely.

William Douglas.
FedEx Courier Company
Managing Director.

[ March 24, 2010, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: Dave Sherby ]

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Dave Sherby
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Dale Feicke
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Sonds pritty ligitimit to me, Daiv....

Havving truble seeng why you finding youself in scepitcism.

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Dale Feicke Grafix
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This phrase is strangely familiar:

"Awaiting your Urgent Response"

LOL

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Russ McMullin
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Dave, after being cautioned in another thread that some of these emails may not actually be scams.... maybe you should look into this to see if it is actually legitimate.

You never know. You may be passing up an easy $10 mil.

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Tim Barrow
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I,ve been thinking about moving to Nigeria,...seems I have about $50,000,000,000,000,000.99 in banks over there just waiting for me to pick up,.....from about 300 different bank accounts and trust funds,....Isn't it nice to be so rich,...leesee at $10 mil a day at least once a day for the past three years ,..sumbody owes me a helluva interest dividend,....Maybe they could just keep the money and send me the daily interest due on it,..

[ March 23, 2010, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: Tim Barrow ]

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Ian Stewart-Koster
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Oh, I thought it was at Niagara!

(((P.S. Dave, grammar has two As in it, and 'anyone who's had a credit card' needs an apostrophe in who's, with no E...so even the best of us slpi up at times [Smile] )))

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Ian Stewart-Koster
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(((oops, double-post-another slpi up ! )))

[ March 24, 2010, 04:18 AM: Message edited by: Ian Stewart-Koster ]

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look like i wrote it, or typed it

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You ever notice how easily accessible people are when they are requiring your services but once they get invoice you can't reach them anymore

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Dave Sherby
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See, reading those things have a bad influence on you. You play to the level of your competition and after reading that e mail my spelling went to he**.

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Dave Sherby
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SherWood Sign & Graphic Design
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Most of those are written in whatever native language, then run thru a translation program- which is why there are so many "weird" words and phrases. I had a program that translated Spanish/English, so I would type in stuff from a Spanish textbook and it would try to translate to English- you would end up with all types of weird translations...

Oh, people DO fall for these- there was a news story not too long ago where 4 local people went in together on one of them, even going so far as to book flights and FLY to Nigeria to pick up their winnings... of course they came back empty handed. [Rolling On The Floor]

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Michael Clanton
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I never thought of that, Michael. We just got a new phone that 'talks' (in a manner of speaking), when a call come in. You should hear some of the jibbergobbledeegook that comes out of that thing. Whatever shows up on the caller ID, it tries to speak. If someone's name or business name is abbreviated, it speaks it that way too. It's quite comical at times.....

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Wayne Webb
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Actually, English is Nigeria's official language as it is for several African countries. I correspond with a Nigerian guy in my facebook account and sometimes his grammar is a little hard to figure out but , for the most part, it's pretty good.

[ March 25, 2010, 10:19 AM: Message edited by: Wayne Webb ]

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Wayne Webb
Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
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Wayne, has he offered you money? Have you given him money? LOL

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Yes, he kindly sent to me his an offer to which I could never to have refused. I am very happy to be in waiting for his kind sending to me of the check. [Razz]

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Wayne Webb
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I'm sure you are awaiting his urgent reply. [Smile]

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I am so much happy to inform you that I am waiting with much anticipating.
Thanks you kindly and bless you

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Wayne Webb
Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
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Wayne,

Stop it!!! I'm laughing very much out loud!!!

(Wait a minnit ... wayne seems awfully good at this "spammer's" English ... could it be he is the one writing these things?)

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Michael Gene Adkins
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Wayne Webb
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Please do not laugh...this is serious...

Hello,
I am Prince Ralph Mokele Mbembe of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. For very many generation my fathers has been chiefs and my family have been guardians of a secret game preserve in a remote region of the Congo. When the present government came in to power, my father and my self were exiled to the country of Zimbabwe. Now my poor father has been died. bless his soul, and a very large sum of moneys were entrusted to my safe keepings. The moneys were to have been intentioned to help save the animals in of the game preserve from being killed away by the government troops, to help feed the army. This is a bad tragedy because this animals, I am to inform you, are the Mokele Mbembes of which my tribal clan were been named. One of thems was my personal pet but the troops haves already killed him, bless his soul, and my father is no longer able to protect them because of his death, bless his soul. I would like for you to do helps for me by safekeeping the moneys in your account until we can organize our strategy to implements it very more wisely to more benefiting. Please kindly contact me as soon possble before it is terribly too late. Your very kindly urgent response is needed.
Bless you so kindly

Prince Ralph Mokele Mbembe

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Wayne Webb
Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
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that clinches it

Wayne Webb is the mastermind behind this worldwide scam!!!

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Michael Gene Adkins
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Wayne, there was a typo in the letter. I really think that since it was a game preserve it's suppose to read,
"a very large sum of monkeys were entrusted to my safe keepings. The monkeys were to have been intentioned to help save the animals..."

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I am so very much distressed to tell you that the mokele mbembes were so much badly starving so they ate all of the monkeys. This is part of the reason that your help is so much badly needed Some of the moneys which was needed to have been allocated for feeding them can be saved if you can kindly help me.
Thanks you and bless you

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STOP IT, DAMMIT-!!! HERE!!! TAKE MY MONEY!!!! (err, monKey???)

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Michael Gene Adkins
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Damn!!!! now they are stealing all my money,...

Respected Beneficiary,


I am the Director of International Affairs in the African Union Recovery office in London, Britain.Recently, the British government has received series of complaints regarding the Existence of huge sums of money that are trapped and left unclaimed in Most African Banks and Financial organizations, especially in Nigeria.The African Union External Affairs department (My Office) was mandated by the British government to go to Africa to investigate and recover all Funds belonging to United States, European, Asian and Australian
Nationals that are trapped in African Banks and finance houses.


On our investigation in Nigeria, we discovered a file NO;
234/98GT/UB/OT22/01 with the total sum of Five Million US Dollars
(USD5, 000,000.00) with your name as the Beneficiary. It was further
Discovered that some unknown officials of the Bank have fraudulently
Diverted some part of your total sum to unknown accounts in the past leaving only USD5Million in the account.


My office has recovered this amount (USD5M) and we want you to receive it Without any waste of time while we further continue our investigation to get those fraudulent officials who were involved in diverting some part of the funds.Because of the problems associated with Bank wire transfers, we have Decided that all the recovered funds will be delivered to the Beneficiaries in cash to avoid the issues of fund transfer requirements. Under this arrange, we have secretly packed and sealed all the recovered funds in Galvanized Trunk boxes and we shall engage the services of a Diplomatic Courier Firm that will handle the delivery of the trunks to your area of destination.


The Courier Firm uses Diplomats to deliver vital consignments for safety purposes. Though, for security reasons, we will want neither the courier company nor the Diplomat to know the content of the trunk boxes.With this arrangement, you will receive your fund under a hitch-free claim process as you will not be subjected to Bank requirements.We will request you to reconfirm your FULL NAMES, ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBERS to us and then we shall give you further details on the delivery.


Thanks,

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