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South Western PA –



If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer.. you might live in South Western PA.



If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in South Western PA.



If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in South Western PA.



If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in South Western PA.



If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in South Western PA; because you're all so damn friendly.



If you have ever worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka at the same time, you might live in South Western PA.



If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, or if you are in church and your priest or minister asks you to pray for the STEELERS, and wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. kickoff you might live in South Western PA.



If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in South Western PA.



YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE South Western PA’er when:

1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means MORGANTOWN WV.
16. You find '0' degrees "a little chilly."
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his NEW FORD F150.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday and bingo every Wednesday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

21. Friday nights are for High School Football, even though you graduated 20+ years ago.
22. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your South Western PA friends

i graduated(1963) from BUGETTSTOWN PA, union high school and lived near AVELLA, PA. and i still check in on the highschool football..... scores!!!!!!

[ September 03, 2005, 12:58 AM: Message edited by: old paint ]

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