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Subject: Gentle thoughts for today > > > > Gentle thoughts for today... > > > > > >Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. > > > > _____ > > > > > >When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. > > > >It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. > > > > _____ > > > > > >If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. > > > > _____ > > > > > >Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. > > > > _____ > > > > > >A penny saved is a government oversight. > > > > _____ > > > > > >The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the > >right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting > >moment. > > > > _____ > > > > > >The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your > >body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. > > > > _____ > > > > > >The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a > >replacement. > > > > _____ > > > > > >He who hesitates is probably right. > > > > _____ > > > >Did you ever notice: > > > >The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." > > > > _____ > > > > > >If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. > > > > _____ > > > > > >If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. > > > > _____ > > > > > >The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's > >really in trouble. > > > > _____ > > > > > >There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. > >For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't > >hurt. > > > > _____ > > > > > >Did you ever notice: > > > >When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together > > > >it spells "Theirs." >
-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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Joe, Thanks for the laughs! I literally was sitting here at my desk cracking up out loud. :-)
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3516 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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Sheila, you... you... crack up! >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha >>Ha ha
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quote:The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3516 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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>> a gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
>> (OP's started a new trend>>)
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"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull Posts: 7027 | From: Highgrove via Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Dec 2002
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-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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>>>Ian, >>>I have it good authority (an Irishman) that the >>>bagpipes were invented in Ireland but given to >>>the Scots. >>>The Scots never got the joke.
Trusting the local Scots will see the lighter side. Honestly! ACDC would never have made the charts without the pipes! I suppose though with a vocalist with a name like Bon Scott it was inevitable. But I digress. Again.
-------------------- David Fisher D.A. & P.M. Fisher Services Brisbane Australia da_pmf@yahoo.com Trying out a new tag: "Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth Peter Ustinov Posts: 1450 | From: Brisbane Queensland Australia | Registered: Nov 1998
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