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Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :

Subject: Snow removal instructions

One winter morning while listening to the radio,
Norman and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are
going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the even numbered side of the street, so
the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes
out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street,
so the snowplow can get
through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again,
when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 8-10
inches of snow today. You must park..........." then
the electric power goes out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look
on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the
plough can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all
men who are married to blondes exhibit,

Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage this time?"

[Smile]

Posted by Jon Butterworth (Member # 227) on :

hahahahaha

So it's "sick" winter joke time eh?

How about:

The first date caught in a snowstorm in his van (shades of the run-outa-gas excuse) [Smile]

He offered his Honour. She honoured his offer. And it was honour and offer all night !

PS: We do spell "honour" with a U in it down here [Smile]

Just like we spell color "Colour"
You "Up-overs" got lazy in yer spelling from the orginal English [Smile]

[ November 12, 2003, 02:36 AM: Message edited by: Jon Butterworth ]

Posted by Mike Languein (Member # 319) on :

Well, it ain't The King's English here, Jon -- it's good ol' Amurrican.

but we really did have winter today - around midnight it sprinkled for, I swear; 5 whole minutes. This will be on our local news tomorrow as "Storm Watch '03 - the Deluge"
...and hundreds of cars will crash.

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