Most people don't realize that in addition to being a successful domestic diva, Martha has been busy (and having alot of fun) making vinyl signs as a side business. She has a 'puter and a cutting machine in her basement and now that her homemaking empire appears to be crumbling, she intends to rely on (always loyal and respectful) sign buyers to maintain her humble lifestyle.
As a well known dominatrix and maven of incredable good taste, the sticky letter business is a "natural" for this sassy old gal. She will now be focusing her considerable creative talents on her long time hobby/love, of "budget" signage.
Always the fighter, Martha (as usual) intends to totally crush her competetion. Her biggest challenge (now) however,is how to market her "new" endeavour to achieve her target "profit margins".
As a savvy businesswoman, she usually knows who to be chum up to for business help. However, since the sign economy has had a slight "downturn" lately, she needs to decern how to effectively promote herself above and beyond her measly competetion.
Please help her out. While her motives and methods ARE occasionally misunderstood, Martha really is a sweetheart and only wants to do "a good thing". What can an indicted diva and (now) struggling sign purveyor do to advertise her sign business?
Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :
She will have a built in customer base, no? I mean what with making license plates for 10 years!
hehe
:^)
Posted by Laurie Goretski (Member # 3821) on :
LOL Rosemary!
Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
Something tells me that with her Domesticated Sheeple cult following, she won't have any problems running her biz from the jail cell.
Posted by William DeBekker (Member # 3848) on :
Found a copy of the 2004 New York License Plate. Its the new signature series. Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
LOL...too cute!! ...By the way William, that tag needs to be in muted, dusty, pastel shades of green and blue, lol.
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Hey Sheila... You forgot about the gingham checks! Love- JILL
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
LOL, Jill! Posted by sam kinnear (Member # 3937) on :
good thing you didnt ues any latin in this one. but you are right . she is a wild cat. carved a market for herself , made a billion dollars, then got greedy. plain and simple. Even the smarties dont always make the right choice , We got a great country but theres alot wrong . simple stuff. health care , the way we treat old people , ( i am not that old yet . ) cant even get into aarp yet and i get cared if i try to order form the senior menu. the way we treat each other. The way we talk crap about crap we know nothing about. Ps i dont think she has a sign business.
Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :
Posted by Santo (Member # 411) on :
Martha's buddy got 7 years. With the millions that she has made, she got greed for 250,000 bucks. Small change for someone in her tax bracket.
Posted by sam kinnear (Member # 3937) on :
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)