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Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
 
Stole this from anonther site' [Smile]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The comsumption of alcohol does not make you Superman. You will not be invincible to bullets, knives, speeding locomotives nor be able to jump over tall buildings in a single bound

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood.


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[ May 28, 2003, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]
 
Posted by Richard Bustamante (Member # 370) on :
 
Warning: Objects in mirror may seem more
attractive than they really are.
 
Posted by FranCisco Vargas (Member # 145) on :
 
Hey Si, I love that one! I'm going to redo it and make a poster of it for my cabaņa, that's a keeper!
 
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
 
As a part time bouncer, I'm giving serious consideration toward lettering that on up and hanging it right next to me in the bar.
Too funny, Si!
 


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