After a man and his wife have their 11th child, the husband decides to consult a doctor about a vasectomy. The doctor knows the man is from West Virginia, so he tells of this procedure: "First, you get an empty beer can, then you light a cherry bomb and put it in the beer can. Hold the beer can up to your ear and count to ten."
The man said he needed time to think about this.
The man decided to get a second opinion, but this time he goes to a doctor in Virginia. Knowing the man is from W.V., he tells the man, "First, get an empty beer can, then light a cherry bomb and put it in the beer can. Hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."
The man decides that two doctors can't be wrong so he goes home, finds an empty beer can, lights a cherry bomb, and holds it up to his ear and starts to count to ten.
He gets to 5 and puts the can between his legs so he can finish counting on his fingers ..."...6, 7, 8, 9, 10, BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee!!!
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
OP's not going to like that one Posted by Arvil Shep' Shepherd (Member # 2030) on :
Sounds like you may be "Geographicly incorrect........."
Shep'
Posted by John Smith (Member # 1308) on :
having been "clipped" back in 1977..... i was even afraid to look at this one!!!
but,yes, it does happen just that way in WV ! I been there !
Posted by Roy Frisby (Member # 736) on :
Everyone should experience the sensation of being hit between the legs with a large hammer, a.k.a. Vasectomy. Sort of like jumping off a tall building, you won't do it a second time.
[ March 24, 2003, 10:03 PM: Message edited by: Roy Frisby ]
Posted by Lotti Prokott (Member # 2684) on :
Oh, buuh huuh, how about having a baby, huh??? Guys.... Posted by cheryl nordby (Member # 1100) on :
Yeah Lotti I was just thinking the same thing. I don't think men could handle it. ha!
Posted by Roy Frisby (Member # 736) on :
I knew we would hear from the ladies (you too Cheryl)hehehe on this one.
Posted by cheryl nordby (Member # 1100) on :
What???? Don't 'ladies' belch and fart?????????
That does it Roy.......I am going to have to come over there and kick your ass. Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
I heard women don't belch or fart. That's why they have to bitch, so they won't pop. Posted by Glenn Taylor (Member # 162) on :
Ted decides to try Dr. Hammonds's "DIY Vasectomy".......
[ March 25, 2003, 07:28 AM: Message edited by: Glenn Taylor ]
Posted by Randy Campbell (Member # 2675) on :
There is only one thing wurse than a women having a baby and thats listening to the whinning!!!!!
Posted by Bob Burns (Member # 268) on :
After my last wife......WHO NEEDS A VASECTOMY??????????
Posted by Curtis hammond (Member # 2170) on :
Glenn that is so funny,,,,, LOL
i would rather go the the beach and play with the beach balls....
Bob. you saying she busted yer balls....?
[ March 25, 2003, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Curtis hammond ]
Posted by cheryl nordby (Member # 1100) on :
Doug.....it is more fun belching and farting! Posted by Bob Burns (Member # 268) on :
CHERYL...."How attractive"! Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
Hey I like a woman that can belch and fart without bein' all uptight about it, that's like competition to make mine even better! Posted by Robb Lowe (Member # 2121) on :
you guys have it all wrong. The bird of love is the swallow...
you can use live ammo all you want, you just need to choose another target.
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
"there's a sucker born every minute" it's the swallowers that are hard to find.
Posted by David O'Hanlon (Member # 2754) on :
I wish Men could bear children so we can prove how easy it is.
Posted by cheryl nordby (Member # 1100) on :
Yeah that would be a delight Posted by Robb Lowe (Member # 2121) on :
ladies and gentlemen,
please direct your browsers to : www.dirty-proverbs.com and look up 'donkey punch'. Guaranteed to make a sucker into a swallower in one easy step!
I guess that would sorta be like One Shot?
If you dont hurt yourself laughing at some of that stuff (ok, some of it is just plain sick...), I'll turn in my squeegee.
Posted by Lotti Prokott (Member # 2684) on :
Really, Robb, shouldn't this be subject matter non grata?? Posted by Deb Fowler (Member # 1039) on :
lolololololololololololol
Posted by Robb Lowe (Member # 2121) on :
it's only non grata if you do it wrong...
And just to work in a signmaking slant, this is one job a wet application is definitely better than a dry one.
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