this was written about a mechanic but I think it may apply to a letterhead on a tresle. Here's you weekly safety brief Be careful what you wear( or Don't wear), when working under your vehicle or up on a trestle especially in public. From the Sydney Morning Herald comes this story of central west couple who drove their car into K mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifuly stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked evrything back in place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The Mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Just thought I would share
------------------ Ian Wilson Signmaker Toowoomba City Council Cnr Anzac Ave & Stephen st Toowoomba Queensland Australia may all your toubles be little ones The man that never make a mistake never makes anything
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Posted by Ian Wilson (Member # 177) on :
I guess nobody liked this one
------------------ Ian Wilson Signmaker Toowoomba City Council Cnr Anzac Ave & Stephen st Toowoomba Queensland Australia may all your toubles be little ones The man that never make a mistake never makes anything
Posted by John Harville (Member # 959) on :
I Love it. Got any more?
------------------ John Harville J & K Screen Printing Co. 115 Cottonwood Lane Danville, Va 24540 804-797-9014
Still working on a slogan.
Posted by Monte Jumper (Member # 1106) on :
We're on the floor here Ian...
------------------ Monte Jumper SIGNLanguage/Norman.Okla.
I had a sign installer at the sign shop I was managing about ten years ago who used to that only up on ladders. It wasn't long after he'd left the shop one day, that I got a call from the customer telling me my guy was up on the ladder truck half naked! I knew immediately what she was talking about and went to the job site with a pair of pants he had left there in the shop. He did'nt last long.
------------------ There is nothing new under the sun. What will be has already been and has been will be again. Daniel R. Perez Daniez Dzines Fresno, CA daniez2001@yahoo.com
Posted by Mikes Mischeif (Member # 1744) on :
and speaking of stitches to the head.. In the strange but true today:
Bethlem PA. A Man using a table miter saw accidentally cut his right hand completely off.
In shock he reached for an electric nail gun and put 12 nails in to his head to ease the pain of the severed hand.
Doctors removed the nails and re-attached the hand. the man is recovering from his injuries.
------------------ Mike Duncan Lettercraft Signs Alexandria VA
I have never let schooling interfere with my education - Mark Twain
Posted by Mikes Mischeif (Member # 1744) on :
So, THATS what eveyone is pointing at!
------------------ Mike Duncan Lettercraft Signs Alexandria VA
I have never let schooling interfere with my education - Mark Twain
