my friend found a dead monkey in his mailbox.....
Posted by Kelly Thorson (Member # 2958) on :
maybe he went postal....
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
Still better than finding a dead friend in a monkey's mailbox.... Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
Hate to ask, but.....was the monkey a relative of yours?
Posted by Mark Matyjakowski (Member # 294) on :
Maybe he's just got some of the neighbors mail by mistake... happens to me all the time. Check the return address. or just write return to sender on it and be done with it.
Posted by Gavin Chachere (Member # 1443) on :
why did he have the monkey in his a$$ in the first place?
Posted by David Harding (Member # 108) on :
I'm his uncle.
Posted by J.G. Kurtzman (Member # 1736) on :
Michael; Was it a boy monkey or a girl monkey? Was it dressed like a postal worker, and if so was the postmaster notified. There has been a lot of stuff on the web lately about stem cell experimentation on monkeys.Maybe it was an illegial monkey forced from its under the bridge sleeping quarters and suffocated in the mailbox.
Kurtzman john@kurtzmansigns.com www.kurtzmansigns.com Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
dammit, that's the last time I use mail order companies that outsource their customer service to India. I told the girl to send bread and honey!!
Posted by Darcy Baker (Member # 8262) on :
I was getting directions from my brother's wife who is Philippino. She kept saying "turn left at Black Bastard".......... then I saw a Blockbuster up ahead.
Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :
The poor mailman that had to deliver it.
You don't have any "LOST PET MONKEY" posters hanging on telephone poles around you, do you?
Posted by bruce ward (Member # 1289) on :
When one shoves their monkey in a box. Thye really need to be aware to take the monkey out or the monkey may suffocate.
Posted by Jon Jantz (Member # 6137) on :
Mike, you normally order your 'bread and honey' from mail order companies? They don't have grocery stores in Lake Havasu?
I got a business proposition for ya. Call me.
Posted by Rene Giroux (Member # 4980) on :
Just like cats..... if you don't feed them, they die !
Unless he had it delivered!
Also, tell him that a big cage is more comfortable than a mail box (although I haven't seen the mailbox)
Reminds me, we didn't have a mailbox or a doggydoor, and the St-Bernard didn't survive when we put him through the mail slit.... but that's another story...
Posted by Rick Beisiegel (Member # 3723) on :
quote:Originally posted by J.G. Kurtzman: Michael; Was it a boy monkey or a girl monkey? Was it dressed like a postal worker, and if so was the postmaster notified. There has been a lot of stuff on the web lately about stem cell experimentation on monkeys.Maybe it was an illegial monkey forced from its under the bridge sleeping quarters and suffocated in the mailbox.
I respectfully disagree. Now, was the monkey installed wet or dry?
And, was he dead or just playing dead. If he was playing dead, was he a natural dead monkey actor or was he taught to be one.
[ November 17, 2007, 07:12 PM: Message edited by: Rick Beisiegel ]
Posted by Curtis hammond (Member # 2170) on :
at least he got the monkey ofa his back.
Posted by Jason Davie (Member # 2172) on :
Monkey spanked to death, thats terrible
Posted by Gene Golden (Member # 3934) on :
Died from sniffing Gorilla Glue, no doubt?
I just hope it wasn't Mike Nesmith.
Posted by dave parr (Member # 3868) on :
Another drive by monkey post. What's this world coming to?
Posted by David Fisher (Member # 107) on :
Was it in a Row-Boat? If so it's ok because this monkeys gone to heaven.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
It was probably after your Banana Banners catalogue....
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