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Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
 
Paris Hilton has been using her time in jail to think up ways to make the world a better place. So far she's come up with this idea: 'Stay in jail.'

If you hear some good ones - please add them here!
 

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Posted by Randy Campbell (Member # 2675) on :
 
It was nice to see her draged back to jail. and stay here.
 

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Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
 
After attorney's for Paris Hilton's attorneys filed yet another appeal today, the LA County Sheriff's office has announced plans to put a revolving door Paris' jail cell. Martha Stewart has offered to help with other renovations including a skylight, jacuzzi and parquet flooring.
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Ever heard the old saying "If you're big enough to get yourself in trouble, you better be big enough to get yourself out"?
I guess that one never found it's way to the Hilton house.
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Witnesses have said that Paris repeatedly looked toward her mother in the court room saying "Mommy, mommy, mommy..."
A further review of the court audio tapes has shown that Paris was actually saying "Money, money, money..." in a plea to have her parents cough up the cash to buy a "get out of jail" card.
Looks like she's gonna have to try three rolls of the dice this time and hope for doubles.

I have some time on my hands tonight...
Rapid
 

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Posted by Bart Robinson (Member # 6678) on :
 
Paris's Ten Movie Offers

1. You've Got Jail!

2. My Big Fat Butch Cellmate

3. Out of Attica

4. The Seven-to-Ten Years Bit#@

5. Shivving Miss Dizzy

6. Paris's StrangeLunch, or How She Learned to Quit Worrying and Eat Both Her Soup and Her Dessert With the Same Spoon

7. Quiche of the Insider Woman

8. The Shawshank Redecoration

8. Midnight Espresso

9. How Paris Got Her Shiv Back

10. Cool Ham Soup
 

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Posted by Ken Henry (Member # 598) on :
 
Next question: Just how many conjugal visits per week are allowed for any one prisoner With Paris behind bars, I've got a feeling that some sort of quota will have to be established.
 

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Posted by Monte Jumper (Member # 1106) on :
 
What more would a rich girl want than a prison named after her..."The Paris Hilton"
 

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Posted by Brent Logan (Member # 6587) on :
 
Oh Andy! Shawskank Redemption
 

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Posted by Harris Kohen (Member # 2139) on :
 
thats awesome!!
 

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Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
 

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Originally posted by Ken Henry:
Next question: Just how many conjugal visits per week are allowed for any one prisoner With Paris behind bars, I've got a feeling that some sort of quota will have to be established.

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Posted by Mike Faig (Member # 6104) on :
 
As it turns out, Jake Snow will be in the southern Califforn i a area and asked me if he could bring me anything from Hollywood...

A souvenir photo with the fair haired broomstick might be the thing. What do you think?
 

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Posted by Paul Bierce (Member # 5412) on :
 
Reality is always better than fiction:

"I used to act dumb"
- Paris Hilton
 

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Posted by Michael R. Bendel (Member # 5847) on :
 
She'll do her time & get out to continue to do the same stupid sh%# (crap) we did when we were young & 21!!

Do we want to go there?

I didn't think so!
 

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Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
 
How do you spell 'publicity'??

P-A-R-I-S-N-C-O-U-R-T

P-A-R-I-S-N-J-A-I-L


Don't kid yourselves . . . she's probably mopin' around a little AND eatin' up what the future will bring . . . not to mention how jealous all her competitive-peers are . . . that IS the file-in-the-cake with icing on it.

Kay-sera-sera
 

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Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
 

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continue to do the same stupid sh%# (crap) we did when we were young & 21!!

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