after a long day at the shop I walked out to get in my truck, reached up into the door handle and....squish! right into a big glob of Skippy creamy! got me good too, loaded it up nice.... I got my suspitions on just who this joker is from the short list of usual suspects.
I stopped at the market on the way home and picked up a jumbo tub of Teddys Old Fasion creamy...game on!
Posted by Frank Magoo (Member # 3950) on :
Who knows? Only the Shadow knows!!!
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
Don't look at me. I was on a lift all day. Rapid
Posted by Anne McDonald (Member # 6842) on :
lol. If this had happenned in NZ I'd be on you rlist of suspects for sure!!
Posted by captain ken (Member # 742) on :
Oh believe me Ray you and Gump are on the short list of suspects.... what makes it tough, is that, it has to be someone from Letterville, and they would need to be fairly close to my region. But if a Letterhead was close enough to Skippy my door handles, then not stop in to see me??? So, who is close enough? Maybe it was that Cole guy? or was it Dawud.... I am sure Bob Peach would have come in to see me.... ? Rochon? Larkham? Bortz? Bush? maybe even Irish? all are suspect.
the worst part is, I have played so many PB pranks myself, people think I am the boy who cried wolf...
side note... peanut butter is tough to clean out of cracks and creavises, just smears around and makes a mess. maybe should have tried a litlte Rapid Remover
Posted by David Harding (Member # 108) on :
...or a slice of bread.
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
We don't need no stinkin' Rapid remover. We likes him...
Posted by Donald Miner (Member # 6472) on :
Let the PB get hard, do the old toothbrush cleaning trick, Good Grief, Charlie Brown!
Posted by Mike O'Neill (Member # 470) on :
Get a dog ... cleans PB up real good Posted by Bob Peach (Member # 2620) on :
The half-a-dog they have couldn`t reach the rocker panels of the truck let alone the door handle.
Posted by gary cole (Member # 3703) on :
On a hot summers day in the middle of a cold winters night! Two dead pinstripers got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew out their jars of Peanut Butter and smeared each other!!!
One was blind and the other couldn’t see So they chose a vinyl jockey for a referee A blind man went to stripe some flames A dumb man went to shout their names
A paralysed sign painter passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a sign foam wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest those two bad boys If you don’t believe this story’s true Ask Captain Ken, he saw it too!
~The Peanut Butter Bandits~
Posted by Bob Rochon (Member # 30) on :
Wasn't me I was itchilating the shop.
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
That brought a tear to my eye, Gary...
...and mile wide smile. Thanks. Rapid
Posted by Robert Larkham (Member # 2913) on :
How the Hell did my name get into this. I'm insulted.....hehehehehe. I'll never tell. Anyone seen my jelly.
Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
aaaw come on...is that why you haven't called....sheesh i'll send ya some wipes...i guess some people can't take a joke. Posted by William Holohan (Member # 2514) on :
Gee Cap'n, Waste good creamy? No, never. Not I. Looks like it's time for one of those cheap Walmart survielance systems Cap'n. Catch the person using illegal lubricant on your door handles. I can hear it now..."Sorry I,m late Honey. Spent the last two hours cleaning peanut butter out of cracks."
[ December 10, 2006, 09:05 AM: Message edited by: William Holohan ]
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