1. On my Knees saying.."Please Please Please" 2. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 3.""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 4."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
That'll work, but more fun is the kama sutra playing cards. Shuffle the deck and pick four cards. On each card is a different position. Now, every once in awhile, you may draw a card that is beyond physical possibilities. I recommend removing that card from the deck, or spending a little more time at the gym.
Edited to actually answer the question. Our four favorite positions are number 3, 12, 14 and 23.
[ February 11, 2006, 10:25 AM: Message edited by: Don Coplen ]
Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The "Take-off on Donna's post" series of threads is going to be a cult classic!
I'm sure Donna loves seeing that her thread inspired this one! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
1..Yes Dear, I love what you done to the ceiling!
2..Please get your hairy chin out of my shoulder we can already hear what is on the T.V.!
3..Can I take a rain check for next week? I still like to cuddle thought!
4..How was I suppost to know you were in the mood after we just had that great big arguement?
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Neil, I looked at this thread figuring you just had a bad encounter with a customer or supplier and he had you bent over Posted by Susan Daniel (Member # 6092) on :
quote:Originally posted by Neil D. Butler: 1. On my Knees saying.."Please Please Please" 2. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 3.""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" 4."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Are Neil's threads telling a story here? Going by the titles of the last five threads:
"Having a bad day"
"Maybe you can help?"
"This is disappointing"
"Now that's service!"
"Name your four favorite sexual positions"
Posted by Bill Preston (Member # 1314) on :
What's sex?
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
LOLOL Susan . . . .
Posted by Jill Marie Welsh (Member # 1912) on :
Not touching this one with a 9"......nevermind. Love....Jill
Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
just laying on my back doing nothing....i just lay there.
Posted by Donna in BC (Member # 130) on :
LOL yeah... you HAD to mention me in the title huh?!?
Posted by captain ken (Member # 742) on :
the mongoose kanawa ku shibari the reverse seated turtle
[ February 11, 2006, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: captain ken ]
Posted by Patrick Whatley (Member # 2008) on :
Interesting...I do a search for "Reverse Seated Turtle" and the first thing that comes up is a sign shop.
Am I missing out on something? I must have missed that issue of SingCraft.
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Pat, I clicked on here totally expecting your favorite position to be either
The one that involves 2 gallons of peanut oil, a pulley & a 50' rope (all bought at Walmart at 3 am)
Or
The one that requires you to leave the least amount of money on the nightstand when you leave.
Posted by Bob Stephens (Member # 858) on :
Umm Kissy... "The one that requires you to leave the least amount of money on the nightstand when you leave". That one would be me!
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
1 Standing up in a hammock 2. a gorilla suit, swim fins and a spatula 3. 2 gallons of peanut oil, a pulley & a 50' rope is starting to sound good 4. don't matter, anyway I can
Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
Kissy's goin' soft, no shop vac jokes this round? Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Saving the shop vac jokes for you. Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
I prefer the ones that www.nerve.com has on thier website for "position of the day." They make life quite interesting. Of course thats when I do have someone to enjoy such interesting ventures with.
Posted by Steve Purcell (Member # 1140) on :
Twister and Mazzola Oil cover most of my faves.
Posted by Jon Butterworth (Member # 227) on :
Ozzies do it "up-side down" !!!!
The horizontal positions aint so bad but the ones standing on yer head are a bitch!
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
My ex-wife and I loved doing it doggie style.
I'd sit up and beg and she would roll over and play dead.
Then again I hear this position is popular in Canada, especially on Saturday nights... It allows both partners an ample view of "Hockey Night in Canada".
Posted by bruce ward (Member # 1289) on :
tying fishooks with fishing wire on the ceiling fan, cut it on high
bottle rockets and mayonnaise
a portable torch amd soldering wire
a spray gun with tranmission fluid
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
1: I've always wanted to try one position...CEO of Playboy, but Hef's not done yet...not that I can blame him. Hey, if you're gonna take a position, get the one with the most "perks"....
2: A little more to the left.
3: There's more than one?
4: Doing research on answer #3.
Rapid
Posted by Ed Gregorowicz (Member # 1842) on :
Been divorced for 4 years now.
The last time I was inside of a woman, it was the Statue Of Liberty.
Posted by Bob Stephens (Member # 858) on :
Was it good for her too? Must of used one huge condom.
Posted by Ed Gregorowicz (Member # 1842) on :
Naw. Turns out she's got some kinda "friends with benefits" thing goin' on with the Jolly Green Giant . What a tease. But whattya expect, after all, she IS French........
[ February 12, 2006, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Ed Gregorowicz ]
Posted by Felix Marcano (Member # 1833) on :
It doesn't matter to me... as long as it involves Shakira, Beyonce Knowles & Britney Spears!
Posted by Neil D. Butler (Member # 661) on :
Funny Stuff.
Posted by Ed Gregorowicz (Member # 1842) on :
quote:Originally posted by KARYN BUSH: just laying on my back doing nothing....i just lay there.
Sounds like my Ex-wife..... "Please cover me up when you're done......." Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
oh ed ed ed...you obviously don't know me well enough yet. Posted by Ed Gregorowicz (Member # 1842) on :
Sorry, Karyn.......That wasn't really directed at you. Just one of those nasty little things that pops into my mind when I'm doing laundry, or washing dishes, or vaccuming, or cooking supper for the kids, or......
[ February 13, 2006, 09:14 AM: Message edited by: Ed Gregorowicz ]
Posted by Rene Giroux (Member # 4980) on :
The Japanese Spine Twister
The Saturday Night Copy-da-Flick
Table d'Hôte for Three
And the RODEO !!!*
. . . . . . here's how the rodeo works for the un-initiated : you start from behind as you whisper in her ear "this is much better with your sister"... and try to hold on for 7 seconds!
Posted by Ed Gregorowicz (Member # 1842) on :
I'm glad you didn't mention anything about spurs.......
Posted by Raymond Chapman (Member # 361) on :
Does anyone here actually do signwork?
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
After skimming through the above posts, it seems obvious why the true craftspeople of the sign trade are a dying breed. Most of us don't stand a chance in hell of reproducing.
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
Well it will be 30 years this month with my wife!
She still tells myself that I am the "Ugliest and Dumbiest" person she has ever known! But she promises to keep myself around for a little while longer!
She said something about... I make a great convesation piece for laughter with the girls?????
But the one thing I can say is I get, "Frequent Flyer Points" everytime we do it!
I'm up to 67.25 points now..... Oh! you ask why the .25? I think it was something to do with screaming out her sisters name in the midde of doing it....... Then she reminded me that she doesn't have a sister....
I don't know! Posted by Steve Shortreed (Member # 436) on :
I gotta agree with Raymond. These OT posts are good for a laugh, but these things might be better discussed in another venue. Let's get back to business.
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