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Posted by Mike O'Neill (Member # 470) on :
 
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
 

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Posted by Steve Shortreed (Member # 436) on :
 
Hey! That guy was loaded. Hope he leaves Kissy some dough!
 

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Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
 
Do you smell drywall dust too or is it just me?
 

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Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
 




 

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Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :
 
I Love it.
 

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Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
 
I will never live that down, will I?
 

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Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
 
LOL LOL LOL
 

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Posted by Bruce & Deb Newton (Member # 2312) on :
 
So Sad!


 

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Posted by Bob Kaschak (Member # 3146) on :
 
At least he died happy



Peace out,
Bob
 

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Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
 
EEUUUWWW Bruce-n-Deb!! So GRAPHIC.


Really warms yer buns eh?
 

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Posted by Bill Preston (Member # 1314) on :
 
Any problem closing the lid?

bill preston
 

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Posted by Randy Campbell (Member # 2675) on :
 
You people have to much time on your hands.
 

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Posted by Wayne Webb (Member # 1124) on :
 

 

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Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
 


I'll bet he "rolls" over in his grave.
Wonder if an after dinner desert has an afterlife?

Rapid
 

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